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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010


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What should i respond with when a girl says i hate you in a kidding manner?

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010


I am facebook "ing" with this girl and was making fun of her in a Kidding way and she kidded back and said "hate you mike!!!". How should i respond to this? thnks

you could be like like " Love you too!"
or just put a smiley face

Accepting Every New Client That Comes Along

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

I was very eager for new business when I first started out to the point of accepting every Dick and Jane that came my way into my client portfolio. I figured the only way I would be successful was to keep busy so I poured myself into turning every new prospect into a new retaining client. No sooner had I done this than realized I was totally in over my head. A couple clients were great but 75% of them were emotionally draining me and costing me more in psychiatric bills of my own to deal with them than the price they were paying me. Just Kidding but you get my drift!

Properly screening your clients first before investing your time and talent into them will pay off for your business (and emotional well-being) in the end. If your gut says no to a prospective client for reasons which may be unknown to you at the time, go with your gut! Trust that inner voice.

Client screening questions you should consider:

1. Is this the type of project you enjoy doing? If they want 25 hours of database entry and you detest that type of work, do you really want to put yourself through that?

2. Does this person seem easy to get along with? How did they act on the phone? Were they pleasant or depressive? Did they interrupt you or did they listen to you? Did they appear dictative or were they curious and ask you lots of questions? Look for these types of things and others during your intial meeting since this will help you decide what type of client they may be.

3. Are the services they require worth the hourly rate you are giving them? ie) If you offer administrative retainer rates at $30 per hour but they want some website maintenance services thrown in at this rate, do you really want to go there knowing that most charge double that for the same services?

4. Do you really have enough time this month for this new client? Check your schedule twice to make sure there is room since there is nothing worse than overbooking your month. Don't forget that hockey tournament your son has at the end of the month which means planning your personal things into your schedule as well since they will affect your business schedule.

By being clear to yourself on what type of clients you want you will attract that type of client. Plus you will do your best work if you are happy with what you are doing and who you are working for. People of like minds tend to stick together and before you know it, your current clients will refer other prospects to you of like-mind giving you a full client base of people and services you love working for!

Tawnya Sutherland
http://www.articlesbase.com/home-business-articles/accepting-every-new-client-that-comes-along-99786.html

What would you do if someone told you off with 11 long paragraphs on here when you were just kidding around?

Monday, June 28th, 2010

Like, a question that was just for fun, and nothing meant by it.

After the first 4 or 5 lines, I would probably quit reading it and then delete the thing.

The Jacksons Variety Show 1977 – Joey Bishop

Monday, June 28th, 2010

The Jacksons Show - 1976 series 1 - ep 4 (guest Joey Bishop) 001

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The Steve Miller Band The Joker and lyrics

Monday, June 28th, 2010

The Joker/Space Cowboy made famous by The Steve Miller Band

lyrics

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a Joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run
Wooo Wooooo

You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run

I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

Wooo Woooo

People keep talking about me baby
They say I'm doin' you wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama
Cause I'm right here at home

You're

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Travis Barker Remix Busta Rhymes “Don’t Touch Me”

Monday, June 28th, 2010

Official Video!!!! Shot by Haven Lamoureux,Travis Barker Remix Busta Rhymes "Dont Touch Me"

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Eli’s Dirty Jokes – Episode 15

Monday, June 28th, 2010

"The Key to the Bedroom" Hey all you Jokers...Subscribe!! & Join the Eli's Dirty Jokes Fan Page on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/elisdirtyJokes

Eli the accountant channels the voice of a sassy young lady who knows how she likes her door unlocked.

Presented by Cinemax.
Created by James Tod McFadden and Tyler McFadden

Animation by Doug Bresler

http://www.gopotato.tv/eli.php

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Bart Drum Remix – Wax & Dumbfoundead – It’s On

Monday, June 28th, 2010

Bart remixes the Wax and Dumbfoundead track, It's On from the Clockwise album.

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Dumbfoundead:
http://www.youtube.com/user/dumbfoundead?blend=1&ob=4

Wax:
http://www.youtube.com/user/waxandherbalt?blend=1&ob=4

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Phonemic Awareness Assessments Identify A Weak Cognitive Skill Necessary For Learning

Monday, June 28th, 2010

A phonemic awareness assessment can help your child identify a weak cognitive skill which is necessary for learning. Weak cognitive skills are a large factor in the majority of learning disabilities which affect people from all walks of life.

Phonemic awareness is the ability to hear and analyze discreet sounds. It is the cognitive skill that allows us to connect speech sounds to the letters in words. There are various stages that your children will go through in their learning development, and you can notice if they lack phonemic awareness during each of these stages.

If you notice any of the risk factors which indicate a lack of phonemic awareness in your child you are highly encouraged to schedule a complete phonemic awareness assessment at a qualified learning training center.

Students as young as Pre-K to Kindergarten age can lack phonemic awareness. Warning signs to watch for include a difficulty recognizing Rhymes, trouble remembering names of friends or classmates, and a difficulty with the development of normal speech.

At the end of first grade the warning signs to watch for include those mentioned above and if your child has difficulty with spelling common words, reading aloud, sounding out words, blending sounds, and trouble applying the mechanics of sounds within words to reading and spelling.

At the end of second grade you will continue to see warning signs that will indicate weak phonemic awareness skills. If you find that your child has difficulty recalling simple facts and details it is important to get them tested. Other factors affecting your child at the end of second grade may be a difficulty spelling previously studied and commonly seen words, difficulty reading aloud, and difficulty using phonics to sound out words.

By the age of five, phonemic awareness is typically established in around 80% of children. The other 20% will continue to show warning signs past the age of nine and into the teen years, and beyond. The common signs to watch out for are a history of reading and spelling struggles, a dislike of reading, not wanting to read aloud, or having to spend extra time doing homework.

If you see any of these symptoms in your child schedule a complete cognitive skills assessment. A phonemic awareness assessment will be included in this overall assessment at a quality learning training center. This test will also indicate any other weak cognitive skills that may become, or already are a problem for your child.

By running this test you will help avoid future learning disabilities, ensuring your child healthy learning for the rest of their life. The learning training center will map out a plan for strengthening this cognitive skill.

To further emphasize the importance of strong phonemic awareness skills the Institute of Health and Child Development discovered that 88% of reading difficulties were a result of weak phonemic awareness. This was found during a ten-year study from 1985 to 1995. Make sure you get your child tested if you notice any of the warning signs and struggles listed above. Their future depends on your action.

Paul Counts
http://www.articlesbase.com/education-articles/phonemic-awareness-assessments-identify-a-weak-cognitive-skill-necessary-for-learning-76904.html